Population | 1.553 billion |
Currency | Halicarnassus |
Animal | White Phoenix |
The OIS-0175 of OIS Rubicon is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.553 billion OIS Rubiconians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.3%.
The all-consuming OIS Rubiconian economy, worth 172 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,005 Halicarnassuses, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OIS Rubicon's national animal is the White Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
OIS Rubicon is ranked 232,578th in the world and 497th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : OIS Rubicon was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in OIS Rubicon, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : OIS Rubicon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Publishing Industry.